one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
I can’t imagine Avril Lavigne as an adult.
Just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high.
I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.
one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone
she dun put a cartridge in that partridge