apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice
and then i saw my face
and now im a believer
not a trace
of doubt in my mind
im in love
IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Anonymous said: one time my bf was fucking me and my roommate and her bf came home and like everything was fine until they started talking to me through the door and i felt my bf go soft inside of me and it was the most disappointing thing i've ever felt so the next time my roommate and her bf were having sex, i made sure to knock on their door like four different times so they couldn't finish